I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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