Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
