even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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