Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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