? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
