They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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