i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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