Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Pants are for mortals
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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