Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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