Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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