I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
i think i just lost a toe
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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