Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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