Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Randomize
