I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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