Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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