If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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