I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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