You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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