Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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