I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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