Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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