why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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