almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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