16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
