all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Your penis caused this!
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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