Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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