Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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