Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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