I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
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