What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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