your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Oh god it's open bar.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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