official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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