There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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