New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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