Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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