Ketchup is God's man juice
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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