can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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