I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
