I think I am morally bankrupt
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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