she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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