Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
