This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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