Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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