did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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