just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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