I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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