I think I can smell my own vagina right now
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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