You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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