So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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