I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
tell me about the fingering
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