Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
