Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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