Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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